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Top 10 Hallway Smells at St. Mary’s College of Maryland, The National Public Honors College

     1.Cookies Someone made cookies! You probably won’t get one but the smell is the next best thing. Dryer sheets Strangely comforting. Axe body spray Overpowering but masculine with a hint of chauvinism. Fear Most powerful during finals. Pee (masked by Febreze) Disappointing, but at least they tried. Incense? Read More

SMCM Janitorial Team Sweeps Regional Championship

Staff members from the physical plant and housekeeping staff from around the college have formed a Varsity Janitorial team to enter the 50th annual Maryland state Custodian Olympics held last weekend at the University of Maryland, College Park.  The head organizer of the competition reports that “each event is designed Read More