Your Biweekly Horoscopes

March 5, 2017 Drew Merryman 0

Aries (March 21-April 19): Not everyone is a perfect girl, but for this two-week period you can be, even if you’re a guy. Random ant fact: The species Myrmecocystus mexicanus, […]

Your Biweekly Horoscopes

February 21, 2017 Drew Merryman 0

Aries (March 21-April 19): Thanks to its ruling planet Mars, Aries is one of the most active zodiac signs. People born under the Aries sign are meant to emphasize the […]

Your Biweekly Horoscopes

February 13, 2017 Drew Merryman 0

Editor’s note: This article was originally published in our fifth issue on Dec. 7, 2016, but was not published on the website. We apologize for the delay. Author’s note: I […]

Your Biweekly Horoscopes

February 10, 2017 Drew Merryman 0

Aries (March 21-April 19): A picture is worth a thousand words, and that’s why you have no matches on Tinder. Don’t worry though, Fire Emblem Heroes just came out on […]

Your Biweekly Horoscopes

November 7, 2016 Drew Merryman 0

Aries (March 21-April 19): Born under a fire sign, Aries are some of the most energetic people you’ll ever meet. However, these individuals are also extremely thickheaded. You’ll know an […]

Your Biweekly Horrorscopes

October 23, 2016 Drew Merryman 3

Author’s Note: Due to some backlash from the last article, I would like to sincerely apologize to all readers who take horoscopes seriously and thought that the previous horoscopes were […]

Your Biweekly Horoscopes

October 2, 2016 Drew Merryman 1

Are you feeling lucky? Here’s some tailored advice for you to follow this October. Aries (March 21-April 19): Have you ever watched one of those Chinese cartoons? You’re like the […]