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Author: Drew Merryman

Your Biweekly Horoscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19): You may be feeling overwhelmed by the amount of work that has piled up over the semester, but that’s okay. I want you to take a moment to breathe, and remember, just a few more weeks until you no longer have to see Scott Zimmerman. Don’t Read More

Your Biweekly Horoscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19): Not everyone is a perfect girl, but for this two-week period you can be, even if you’re a guy. Random ant fact: The species Myrmecocystus mexicanus, commonly known as the honeypot ant, has some worker ants whose bodies swell with liquid food. These ants get extremely Read More

Your Biweekly Horoscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19): Born under a fire sign, Aries are some of the most energetic people you’ll ever meet. However, these individuals are also extremely thickheaded. You’ll know an Aries when, despite your protests, they insist on taking another shot – and another. Most compatible with: Taurus. Lucky body Read More

Your Biweekly Horrorscopes

Author’s Note: Due to some backlash from the last article, I would like to sincerely apologize to all readers who take horoscopes seriously and thought that the previous horoscopes were “an insult to a long upstanding tradition of accuracy and an attempt to undermine the legitimacy of all of that Read More