Predictions by Maeve Ballentine.
Aries- Stop! I could have dropped my croissants!
Taurus-Oh my god they were roommates.
Gemini-I love you b***h. I ain’t gon never stop lovin’ you, b***h.
Cancer-FR E SH A VOCA DO
Leo-I thought you were bae…turns out you were just fam.
Virgo- When there is too much drama at school…all you gotta do is…walk awaaayaayaay.
Libra-Is there anything better than p***y? Yes, a really good book.
Scorpio-I want a church girl that go to church. AND READ HER BIBLE.
Sagittarius-Well when life gives you lEMONS.
Capricorn-Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla.
Aquarius-This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
Pisces-YOU NOT MY DAD!
Disclaimer: This article was published as a part of our April Fools Edition.