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April Fools Haikus

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Recycle

Nothing recycled

We are a green school, I guess

We love our labels

 

Library

Why is it so hot

Nevermind, it is now cold

Someone please help us

 

Mascot

Solomon Seahawk

Is not really a seahawk

He is an eagle

 

Amber

Amber Robey is

The best thing about this school

I would die for her

 

Transparency

What is going on

The admin tells us nothing

Please communicate

 

JAG

It’s not a problem

Stop being condescending

Stay in your lane JAG

 

Gala

Yes it’s not outside

Should have voiced your opinions

It is not that deep

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